So Hamilton needed wheels for the Ikea trip and didn’t want to pay for a rental or zip car?

I feel like “HamNo and Torch Insult New Cars” could be a regular feature.

Ikea? Girlfriend? Drivers license? Has a extra dollar?

After reading this, I am convinced HamNo is actually a bizzarroworld version of Jeremy Clarkson. This sentence, in particular, gave me a positively Clarksonian chill:

This is fantastic.

Cry me a river. A really fast flowing river. You have no idea who owned that home. Could have been abandoned considering it’s West Virginia.

Nice filming. I really wanted to see it hit that bridge.