I’ve been a broke-ass bridesmaid several times, could barely afford the flight and dress to be there in the wedding. And I’ll say this—I wrote a really nice, heartfelt letter to them and put it in a card, and they all loved it. You could always promise them something in the future, or make something, if you’re handy.…

You have a year! Send them a nice anniversary gift and card explaining how things were tight at the time, but you wanted to do something for them.

Of course in the salon, I kept calling it Ver-sace like in Showgirls. So much eye rolling from the bride.

Wow. Maybe you could have skipped the tour of Europe and wedding all together, then bought all that stuff off your registry yourself so that you didn’t have to deal with all those assholes you hate drinking all of *your* liquor.

Yes. This. My mother in-law makes latch hook and cross stitch projects. And she smokes while she's doing it. She gives these away as gifts. I feel so bad for the bride and groom when they open that. I imagine that the cigarette cloud kills them pretty quickly though.

“NAFTA fucked American labor movement”

True. However, he did outright lie about closing Guantanamo Bay and not extending the Patriot Act (things he was very vocally against when he was in the Senate and campaigning).

But not the McNuggets, that’s just cruel...

If I ever meet another Jezzie it’s gonna start with a West Side Story style knife fight, followed by a deep makeout sesh, and concluding with whatever lady cats do to get unstuck from those barbed penises. Lots of yowling and panicked clawing.

Joni’s Mitchell’s voice has provided me so much joy and comfort in some of the highest and lowest moments in my life. Whatever happens, I hope she is peaceful and not in pain. And knows how many lives she touched.

If you haven’t seen the John Waters segment from Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous, it is a must-watch:

That’s my take, honestly. They don’t want to give away any content they’re saving for the show, and saying “no comment” drums up interest. People will want to tune in to hear where she stands.

I assumed why she had no comment for ABC, same as the Kardashian kids is because they’re saving their commentary for their reality shows and interviews they’ll be paid for.

It wasn’t all about Kris, so thats why there was no comment.

I find it hard to believe that there was a media event that Kris Jenner wasn’t able to insert herself into.

Can we get a post just about the craziest shit that goes down on neighborhood facebook groups?

Is he of average height, average build, and goes by the name......Tavarish?

This is real - I'm part of a local parents buy/sell/trade group, and the frequency with which shit gets extremely nasty is kind of alarming. Yesterday, a lady who wanted some tips on pre-registering at the labour and delivery unit of our local hospital outed herself as a pretty gross bigot and racist within about…