Or it was crashed by some now unemployed tech at the dealership. Or a now blacklisted reviewer.

We get it, you’re a Trump supporter mad that they are coming for your “commander in chief”. Calm down.

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?

That older Ranger has a timeless look about it. A shame nothing can be that compact or squared off anymore, it seems.

Thanks for posting that, made me smile. My dad had one of those when I was a kid...a white one too.

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

How many more days before this ends? I know most Americans have a half life of 10 seconds of attention span, so it shouldn’t be much longer before the snowflakes are back to snap chatting pics of their junk and sexting.

Appreciate that...it’s been a real honor to not only be a contributor on this awesome website but also have the opportunity to help a lot of readers get some great deals on cool cars.

Lived in Mexico a few years ago - will miss the Tsuru! They still make the old style Versa and Nissan Frontier there as well.

That is what I love about working here. I can give very reasonable and helpful car buying advice and do a fun shitpost all in the same day.

Are you the Charlton Heston of the National Mustang Association?

It’s always hot. And hard. I’m an old basement couch kind of guy.

You are giving me too much credit. That is a clock-radio phone charger you would purchase for your home on the nightstand. I plugged it into the cigarette lighter with a converter.

Ecstasy of Gold may be more well known, but I believe Man with a Harmonica is the pinnacle of Morricone’s talent.

what year is it

...you’ll get there w(hyundai).

As we search for a talented reviews editor, we’re thrilled to announce that the legendary “Cracker” Jack MacSwagbag will be helping us backfill some of that content in the meantime.