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Lots. There was the one where January Jones can’t stop farting, the one where Vanessa Bayer can’t stop farting, the one where one-legged Amy Poehler can’t stop farting, etc.

[Virginia Jordan voice] Rude.

I can’t believe you still haven’t deleted your inaccurate comment.

*debatably just deserts

Why is the Internet suddenly shitting itself over this song? Am I missing something?

*trouper

A question I ask this time every year.

*couldn’t care less

You obviously missed my reference to Joe Mande’s tweet “references aren’t jokes.”

No I’m not.

<i>Grumpy Old Men</i> came out in ’93. The sequel, <i>Grumpier Old Men,</i> came out in ’95.

N/A.

*They like me! Right now, they like me!

*continuing apace

When?

<i>Third Eye Blind,</i> obviously.

Uh, Election Day in 2020 will be November 3.

No it isn’t.

There is no way for an adult with so much as a smidgen of taste to read that book aloud or otherwise without throwing it across the room in disgust.