One time in a comment section on ClickHole’s Facebook page, I said, “<i>The Giving Tree</i> does nothing for me. What am I missing?” and someone replied, “A soul.” :-(

<i>but one 32-year-old boy name Shia LaBeouf from the sleepy town of Los Angeles just might have a chance to make those dreams a reality. That boy’s name is Shia LaBeouf</i>

“Your House” should be here for the delightful fadeout alone. “Yeah, if you luh-huv! Luh-huv! Luh-huv! Luh-huv! Looooove me at all!”

Zip your face.

Shut up.

Not only is it not the worst tweet ever, it’s goddamn delightful.

*yed

July 15 is a Sunday.

Alex, at least listen to “What’s My Age Again?,” which is much better than “All the Small Things.”

She sounds more like Liz Phair than Zooey Deschanel to me. I particularly like “Crayon Angels” and “The Lamb Ran Away with the Crown.”

So did Darrell Hammond as Jesse Jackson. And Jimmy Fallon played Chris Rock at least once.

Comedy isn’t for you. Trust me, I’m a professional humorist.

She does if you count her uncredited performance on that “Lady Marmalade” cover.

I learned it before kindergarten. Pwned!

Actually, the stuff with McLovin and the cops drags the second half down. The party stuff is great.

Not everyone smokes weed in high school.

Your sassy cat meme has changed my mind.

“The chorus is the exact same melody and beat as Let’s Get it On, and Blurred Lines was a blatant ripoff.”

Huh? The ending is idiotic.

Why are you seeking strangers’ permission to like something?