I wouldn’t say “absolutely no one bought” the excellent Out of the Vein, seeing as it went gold.

“I believe winners get a cash prize to the tune of a million dollars.”

Whuh? I’m from San Francisco, and nothing in my comment is “sensitive.”

How is this comment “pending approval” if I can see it? I don’t get Kinja at all.

Wait, aren’t all the sex and drugs in <i>I’m Still Here</i> simulated?

A lot of people on Twitter reacted to the Max Landis and T.J. Miller accusations with “You can tell he’s guilty because he looks creepy.” That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!

Corrections:

A Red Robin server refused to bring me all my change on the grounds that she didn’t like the way coins felt in her apron. I think she was on something.

I’m right there with you on <i>The Disaster Artist,</i> Ignatiy. I hope people who like the film but haven’t read the book check it out—it’s light years better.

*Bennett

Never forget that he also recorded a reggae song (featuring Lady Saw!) called “Me Want the Punani.”

*<i>Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner</i>

Many of Keillor’s jokes are far from clean.

He’s an Episcopalian.

He’s an Episcopalian.

*amused emojis

It’s even worse: “I’m proud to be an American, <i>where</i> at least I know I’m free.”

*millstone

Can’t we just do what to them?

What does “ran up on” mean?