This is the first I've heard of such a thing.

Gotta hand it to "Magic Eye puzzles work" people for keeping the prank going all these years.

Correction: Elvis Costello lost Best New Artist to a Taste of Honey, as did Chris Rea, the Cars, and Toto.

Wait—you're supposed to jerk off "to" something? I can't do anything right.

One time my mom caught me stroking out on the toilet. Never again!

Why Do People Watch This Shit? is my favorite ABC show.

That episode was written by Josh Siegal and Dylan Morgan.

Khonani.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

I remember and cherish it.

Hey, you know what?

That's what she said!

"Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

Hard to say—I like only three songs on each.

Hey now. "Frank & Ava" is a banger.

I remember it. "Tricky, Tricky." I heard it on the radio exactly once. Wikipedia tells me it peaked at #74 on the Hot 100. That checks out.

…I just heard Bob Dylan talk about faking orgasms. That's enough Internet for today.

Can we find someone who was in the audience and ask them what was going on? 'Cause they seem to be eating it up.

When people say Best in Show is better than A Mighty Wind, I direct them to that scene.

"In the words of John Lennon, 'You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not.'"