[if you insist]

Ah yeah, I remember it now. God, what an evolution.

Those performances were an actual coked-up gay Candy Land.

Both Perry performances reminded me of http://youtu.be/lmCjJ0VBjjU.

David S. Pumpkins did not return. That was David S. Pimpkins.

[requisite Jost apologia]

You were off by one letter.

Wait, there are three? The X-Files one, the Sapphic one, and what?

I still want to know.

http://rinkworks.com/bookam…

A YouTube commenter called me dumb for using just deserts, so I directed him to the Snopes article on the matter. He doubled down: "Eat a dessert of shit. Snopes is not a dictionary. Try Merriam-Webster instead." So I linked him to the Merriam-Webster entry for just deserts, at which point he deleted all his comments.…

Are they vegan? Sign me up.

I pick my battles—for example, I'll never give up on just deserts—but this isn't one of them.

Professional copyeditor here. Reputable sources differ, but enough accept hung that I'm cool with either.

Either hanged or hung is acceptable.

[requisite toast apologia]

He's also really, really good at Twitter.

The A.V. Club
My response, yuck!

People who call themselves "the silent majority" sure can't shut the fuck up about it.

*belletrists