"Taylor Hawkins is a phenomenal drummer, arguably one of the best in middle-of-the-road rock music outside of his Foo Fighters svengali Dave Grohl."

The day after the election, Dave Holmes tweeted, "All y'all calling us BUTTHURT because the US elected a demagogue seem to have a full hoohoo when the barista doesn't say your fave holiday."

"Newsflash, Michael: You haven't even asked me if I'm transgendered yet."

This he promises you.

It saves time, you ingrate.

I highly recommend his Twitter.

You can buy diarrhea?

The "Last Stop: This Town" video is so good I'm amazed it didn't make the (also very good) song a hit.

They change it to "Oh my gosh," because kids!

http://runpee.com

Literally all the 2016 films I've seen:

Not the point. Reread.

[requisite Jost apologia]

You sound triggered. Better flee to your safe space.

Wait, where's Nina?

What's a cushioned joke?

Then there's this, from the sequel:

"Solodex"?

How do these "Talk to your racist relatives" people expect that conversation to go?

Weep 2K