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Eamon Doyle
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No, it's always been R.

Neither did I, but you know what's a great Michael McDonald bit? "Love Your Lesbians," off his standup album Model. Citizen. Check it out.

"Whimsy! Kill it!"
—the A.V. Club

My dad totally rides FiveThirtyEight's dick. I found his diary and it was just "Tim Silver," "Mr. Timothy Silver," "Timothy J. Silver," &c.

Heresy!

I have the former. The copper mug is for purists only.

I think so?

Thanks, but that seems awfully elaborate. I'll stick with Moscow mules.

I've been practicing for years. It's like Charlie Brown and the football.

I've done that. Still gagged.

Well, undiluted Grey Goose makes me gag. Maybe I'm just delicate.

I'm thirty-one—I think the jury is in.

You can drink plain vodka without gagging? Tell me your secret.

Vodka doesn't go down easy all by itself. #MoscowMuleParty

That sketch ends with Elliott's character in prison screaming his lack of remorse for (statutorily?) raping McKinney's character. I was nine when the sketch debuted, and even then it appalled me.

The Courteney Cox one does include the infamous humorfree sketch that ends with Chris Elliott's character in prison screaming his lack of remorse for (statutorily?) raping Mark McKinney's character. I was nine when that sketch debuted, and even then it appalled me.

The David Hyde Pierce episode is excellent. For the record.

People who fall from a building are bound for the floor.