*half hour minus commercials

Good for them. Greg Camp's songwriting is hella underrated.

But… but… why?

How mysterious!

Possibly the best line of the episode: "From the makers of Shame Spirals and Los Angeles."

*just deserts

My Weezer 2.0 Power Hour would include "Don't Let Go," "Crab," "Smile," "Dope Nose," "Troublemaker," "Heart Songs," "The Girl Got Hot," "Smart Girls," and "Go Away."

Eight—in other words, at least twenty-five fewer than Screamin' Jay Hawkins.

I milk my prostate to the thought of an emojifree world.

This is scarier than the game-show hallucinations in Requiem for a Dream.

What did he say?

Except the board would call it some weird euphemism like "Herman the one-eyed German."

Life imitating unreleased art.

The sketch was shot before the incident.

Well, it does look exactly like anilingus.

I "solved" it before even noticing the numbers.

Fucking seriously.

If you found this "puzzle" difficult, I advise you to not go public with that.

A Dave Doty short story titled "Gallant Is Aroused; Goofus Is Horny":

I like Rob Delaney's version of that joke: "I just took a HUGE 'Eagles Greatest Hits.'"