She isn't a one-hit wonder.

I love "Hollaback Girl" while 100 percent getting how one could hate it.

I Googled Kardinal Offishall. Turns out he had a #5 Hot 100 hit! In America!

[requisite Jost apologia]

Radiohead and the White Stripes, with three each.

I know you're being sarcastic, but I'll take rodents over people any day.

Thank you for appreciating my heroism.

Same.

In Away We Go the Chris Messina and Melanie Lynskey characters do the same for their kids.

I couldn't get past the third episode of Arrested Development.

Verbatim, a YouTube discussion I recently let myself get roped into:

One of the all-time great pop bridges (I keep a list of them).

Or more like the "fart machine" kind?

Creeper Lagoon's "Wrecking Ball" is probably one of my hundred favorite songs. That it was not even a minor hit boggles my mind.

"[Y]ou should all try listening to 'Boom Boom Pow' for the first time the way I did: On a boat just off the coast of Manhattan, in a crowd of undulating drunken sweaty scantily clad party people with an amazingly hot middle-aged nurse nibbling on your neck."

[requisite Jost apologia]

In before some dork points out that Laura Powers is the Sara Gilbert–voiced girl Bart Simpson develops a crush on in "New Kid on the Block."

That one I know.

Whatevs, it's all about Seth Meyers.

The Palin incident?