That is not her act. At all.

I highly recommend her album, Thug Tears—solid from start to finish.

In that case, please change "just desserts" to "just deserts" here: http://avclub.com/tvclub/se….

Paul's father, yes.

I've had it stuck in my head since that Android commercial came out—about fourteen months ago.

Really good year for music.

Clinton was impeached.

Two. But point taken.

Not to mention that he's can also mean "he was."

Someone's jelly.

Huh? I know all the members' names—well, original lineup anyway.

For the record, if you ever see me drinking alone, it isn't because I want to be alone, it's because of my disastrous personality.

That was a team name at the trivia competition I cohosted the night before last.

No, he hosted twice, in '06 and '08.

Fun fact: The "clean" version of Hooray for Boobies (titled simply Hooray) omits everything in "Mama's Boy" after "Why don't you change the word vagina to something else?" but changes the title to "Mama's Box."

I'm surprised the list omits it—when I saw the headline, I thought, Okay, they'll have "Hate Me," "Your Most Valuable Possession"… um, there are others?

Why do you assume he's lying?

It's a myth that winning Best New Artist is usually a commercial death sentence—Adele, Carrie Underwood, John Legend, Maroon 5, Norah Jones, Alicia Keys, Christina Aguilera, Sheryl Crow, Mariah Carey, Tracy Chapman, Sade, Cyndi Lauper, Bette Midler, America, Carly Simon, the Carpenters, Tom Jones, the Beatles, Bob…

How about Kathy Griffin and Steve Wozniak?

Are you kidding? He's Jacob Silj.