*lupanars

Just so you know, nonplussed means "confused."

That would be Live from New York.

*there's a ratatouille living in Levi's top hat

Since when do high schools teach writing?

Natch.

That's the British English spelling.

*octoroon

Jost is funny and charming. What is wrong with you people?

Nah, "Chris for President" is the MVP all day.

I feel so alone.

The movie doesn't keep that part.

*her interview subject

"Our intention was not to be insensitive to his family, friends and fans, and for that we apologize" = "We're sorry we didn't intend to be insensitive."

So? I didn't see it until yesterday.

Psst. That was a joke.

Ah, thanks. I haven't seen The Reader.

Could you explain the Wayne's World part?

Less than I'd like, but my piece "Pieces I Won't Be Reading Tonight" does appear in the new issue of Pendulous Breasts Quarterly, available for purchase at http://www.johnhowellharris….

I'm a professional humorist; this other Eamon sounds awful.