Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

Also, it has been FUCKING RICH to watch SNL act like they have a moral compass or some political insight these last couple of weeks. The sad moralizing at the end of the election and now, “Oh, Democrats lost because they be like, ‘what gender is?’ right!”
This is the show that not only had Trump on but let him fucking…

You’d prefer that elected officials just lie at will with no one pointing it out?

Then don’t click on the blatantly political posts. Clicks = ad revenue, so if you don’t like them, don’t make them profitable.

Waaaahhhhhh.

NO.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

Ugh, that was awful.

She was probably just trying to make TE.

“she boiled a pot of water. Then, she walked over to Smith and poured it on him. When Smith didn’t react strongly enough for her, she started hitting him with her open hands, she told police.”

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

Why differentiate when a hot dog IS a sandwich?

Jesus this is depressing

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

More like Andrew Bigot, amirite???

+1 Threaux up.

ehhhh

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”