Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

He got all huffy.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

There’s zero chance of this happening, but it would be so funny if the Sixers brought Sam Hinkie back to run this e-sports team

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

She seems nice.

Trump is now claiming someone shot video of his medical exam during the time his doctor left the room and he was left alone with a nurse.

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s noodley appendage touch them all.