First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

no mention of old men balls...sad.

No one needs a Boston.

Thanks for the warning. Can we move on now? Some of us didn’t like either of the candidates and just want this nightmarish election cycle to end. We get it, Trump is “literally Hitler” and a real poopy head, but you know what? I heard practically the same kinds of things from conservatives when Obama was elected.…

The Nice Guys had great cars! How cool is cruising L.A. at night in a drop top Mercedes with a giant bumble bee?

The fact that he coached a team that won games and made Baylor football matter on the national level DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER IF HE INTERFERED IN RAPE ALLEGATIONS!

Was that 'ramp' made out of a pallet? Seriously, who in the hell thought that would work? Awesome video though.

I'll just leave this here...

I could see this in a '72 Buick Riviera...but in a Seat or some shit?!?

VTEC jus' kicked in, yo!

http://www.bransontractorsouth.com/page6.html

October 24th, 2003 The final transatlantic flight is BA002 on G-BOAG and is packed with famous faces. One of the New York bound Concordes was over the Atlantic when the young man rose from his seat and eased through the narrow door to the flight deck. A few minutes later passengers in the front cabin heard singing – a…

The marching band celebrating your arrival? You have to be the President to get it though.

Beats by Dr. Dre and Chrysler. Beats by Dre are renowned for their awful audio quality and high price tag. Putting something known for awful sound quality in your cars and then advertising it is a silly idea. Although, its tuned by the Dr. himself!

We use rocket fuel to grow our food? I guess I'm not as familiar with modern agriculture as I thought I was. Or the petroleum industry. Or anything.

Cadillac XTS, Aston Cygnet, Cadillac Cimarron, used Hondas, all are massively overpriced compared to what you get for the money and to other cars with the same shit that can be had much cheaper

I'm kind of at a loss for words that absolutely nothing made by Willys-Jeep made this list...I has a sad

Isn't this more a complete family tree of school names, rather than mascots? The University of Miami are the Hurricanes, but their mascot is Sebastian the Ibis, a bird. I'm sure there are others, but as a Miami fan, this example came to mind immediately.

The Robert Byrd Highway (U.S. 48/WV 55) in West Virginia. A monumental engineering achievement that crosses miles and miles of rugged mountains and isolated hollers, at a cost of billions, to carry a number of cars that wouldn't even make a two-lane road very busy.