As a man, I’m fully on board with parking for pregnant mothers. I’ll never have to know what it’s like to have another human growing inside you, so I’m willing to let them have a spot up front.

DKC was the very first video game I played SNES, or any Nintendo system, so it definitely blew me away with the graphics since up to that point I had only played Atari.

Yeah. It sounds like the guy got out with it in reverse and either immediately realized his mistake when he got out and it started moving or it was on enough of an incline where it didn’t take off right away. Once he figured out what happened, he pulled out the “the dog at my homework” excuse so he didn’t sound so…

Oh man, you got your priorities mixed up. IHOP has okay breakfast food, but anything from the Lunch & Dinner menu is just awful. Meanwhile, Waffle House is actually good. Every loves to make fun of Waffle House, but there is a reason why they stay in business despite 24 hours of daily overhead.

“I don’t eat a Chick-Fil-A because they donate to anti-LGBTQ organizations!”

Nowhere in Burger King’s advertisement did they use the word “vegan”. So, here’s a novel idea: if you really want a vegan meal, go to a restaurant that claims its food is vegan.

Thanksgiving, it’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is we overeat.

What’s interesting is that in many homes in the south, they have the turkey... and then it’s anybody’s guess as to what they’re serving. Some go the traditional route with the cranberry sauce and the stuffing. But others just make southern food; green beans, biscuits, mac and cheese, etc.

Anytime you do anything with Catholicism, it’s going to be long. Ditch the mass for a sunrise service. 30 minutes and your done, and if it’s a Baptist church, there’s usually a free breakfast afterwards.

One of my exes had a friend who invited us to some recruitment thing too. We went just to support him. Her sister had almost been financially ruined by selling Amway stuff in college and I know exactly how these things work, so no chance either of us were agreeing to anything that night.

a tradeoff between reduced drunk driving and increased heavy drinking.

Serious question (which I’m surprised engineers who live in Detroit haven’t considered): what happens when you get a little bit of freezing rain? Just opening a normal car door is difficult in such a situation, but what happens when part of the door opening procedure involves a small electric motor/solenoid partially…

I think this is a temporary phase of adopting autonomous cars. We have to test these cars in real world conditions to find out where the problems are. So, I believe the fault would lie mostly with the implementation of Uber’s test cars and the person at the wheel. Since this technology is still in this phase, it…

Yeah. What gives? I can see not bestowing it spot in the top 25, but it was visually stunning, kept the tension going for much of the film, and had a plot turn that surprised both the audience and the main character.

I work like 2 blocks away, I knew it was there (mainly because of the protesters) but had no idea it was the only abortion clinic in the state. The good news is there are some people out there fighting to keep the government out of women’s bodies in the state. There’s a couple of billboards along the interstate that…

Did the Taurus X ruin the reputation of the Taurus?

I can’t be the only person who was reminded of another unsuccessful Disney launch day, that would eventually become the 2nd most visited theme park in the world, just after another theme park that it can consider a “spin-off” and has several of these spin-offs on 3 continents. A rough first day is not an indication…

Indiana Jones is on Netflix. All 3 films as well as the 2 pornos where George Lucas and Steven Spielberg tag team Indy.

I know this is obviously going to be a Jalopnik-centric comment, but can people NOT hold onto a camera outside of a vehicle while also driving?! Watching that video was infuriating. The guy is crossing the double yellow multiple times, at one point just before an oncoming pickup goes by.

I flew out of Dulles once and made the mistake of thinking, “I’ll just park at a Metro garage, take the blue train to Rosyln and then hop on the bus.” It was the first and last time I’ll ever do that. It took forever to get out of the rail station and onto the street and even then there were NO signs telling you where…