eaglescout1984
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eaglescout1984

Jason: “Why is the Volkswagen type 1 the best vehicle for eating at a drive-in?”

The cashier was definitely in the wrong. Let’s take a look from her side of things. If you had an emergency come up where you had to handle something right away would you:

A lot of businesses stick their employees in coach, where food service is rare except on trans-continental flights.

Uh yeah. Until the TSA agent says your chicken salad is a “liquid” and tosses your lunch out.

Man, when I was a kid, I would have killed to have someone put a full size Hershey bar in my bucket. It wasn’t my favorite candy, but I’ve always been a chocolate > fruit candy person, so I’d definitely take those Hershey bars over Twizzlers, Skittles, and Pixy Stix. But, that’s just my personal preference and not a

I don’t know what would the biggest crime would be. One of these things falling on someone, injuring or killing them, or whoever thought professionally produced videos made for a promotion should look like some amateur took it. I can understand if you want to record it with a Samsung phone, but use a tripod, and don’t

Every other sport in America has some sort of big fight once or twice in a season

It’s basically where they eliminate 17 drivers from championship contention and put the remaining 16 in position for any of them to win the championship, while still giving an edge to drivers who finished ahead and points and had more wins. So, it very loosely fits the term “playoffs”. But, they use the term more as a

I think it’s a case where a few people got together and realized they’ve all been told the ice cream machine was broken, and other people who have either never thought to order ice cream from or even step foot in a McDonald’s joined in and helped make it popular. But yeah, the city I grew up in didn’t have a Dairy Quee

I don’t watch the Skins anymore. I refuse to watch the accompanying ads that indirectly funnel funds to Snyder. I will always be a fan of the team, but that doesn’t mean I have to watch them lose every Sunday when I could be doing something more productive with my time, like taking a nap. At least until Snyder isn’t

Let’s assume average rebate is $4,500 (lots of 3.5K-4K rebates plus the extra 2 grand for low income).

Hey Drew, did you go to New Orleans? It’s not like you’ve written about it in a dozen articles.

lasagnacat breaks their illusion of a man obsessed with Garfield when he starts talking about PAWS Inc in 1978. I had to look up exactly when it was founded, but was fairly certain it was later. Sure enough, it was founded in 1981. The copyright on the 1978 strip was placed retroactively when PAWS inc acquired the

This guy needs to take a cue from their owner. A real gentleman offers to pay ladies for some action.

He’s not worth potentially scratching a car over, even a car that will just end up plowing through the window at Country Kitchen Buffet anyway.

Yeah, that’s what my Virginia specialty tag has. I wasn’t able to find a picture of my car, so either it messes up the algorithm or I haven’t uploaded a good enough photo of my car where you can read the tag.

Can someone edit the video above to take out the voices, or at least lower them to the volume of the TV? It’s like going to a friend’s house, and when he tells you to watch something on video, gets right in your ear with his own commentary. I guess the phrase “the video speaks for itself” isn’t known anymore.

Because there isn’t, IF it was an honest mistake. It would be like if a tank at a gas station developed a leak and after a rain storm, people filling up found their cars sputtering and stalling due to water in the gasoline. Can you sue the gas station owner for failing to inspect the tanks and damaging your car?