It wasn’t even a gift from the police, it was a gift from himself since he was the one who decided to get into a car so blitzed he managed to flip a low center of gravity super-car in a single vehicle accident. That’s called a “consequence” not a gift.

It’s not 28% of your income, it’s 28% of your premiums. (Of course, the way health care costs have skyrocketed, that could be 28% of their income to some workers)

Wait, did we just watch someone violate New Jersey law, or is only illegal if he actually squeezes the pump handle?

Don’t forget mice/rats, feral cats, basically a lot of pests love tall grass. I’m not saying a cut lawn is the answer, but neither is having a lawn and allowing it to be a haven for creatures to carry disease and cause other issues when you live in a neighborhood.

There’s still time to rewrite the final act, too! Picture this. The toon squad is down by a point, 3 seconds left on the clock, they have the ball at their own goal line, no timeouts. The plan? inbound to LeBron (who is about to get double teamed and forced to use some caroony move like MJ). The problem? As soon as…

LeBron does make a good point. I mean, did Morey even stop to consider the fact LeBron, Silver, and other NBA players and execs are going to need to tighten their belt? I mean, how can they afford another 20,000 sq-ft vacation home in the Bahamas if the Chinese government shuts down their revenue stream just because…

I think you could submerge it in the ocean for 3 years and still be less rusty than project postal.

Johnstown. Where have I heard that recently? Oh yeah!

Geez. FUCK this guy. Seriously. In addition to thinking someone’s choice of hairstyle somehow tarnishes the reputation of his alma mater, he thinks tattoos and piercings are beyond the pail (but somehow women piercing their ears is probably expected by him), we shouldn’t say a positive word about any Muslim, and all re…

If you read the letter to the editor on children, they prefer it when adults have absolute control over children and can keep them quiet in public places.

My thoughts exactly. C’mon Max, that guy could reach up and touch the top of the Renault bed, try that with a Cat quarry/mining truck!

Related (since I now live in West Virginia), this one of the most hypocritical electric car owning groups ever: http://www.wveaa.org/ Why burn gasoline to power cars when you can burn coal! Nothing says “environmentally friendly” like thick smoke, mountain top removal mining, waste water held up by slurry dams that som…

Those 2 statements don’t agree when you live in a medium-size city.

Well, you know, except for the pesky dissidents who have to be sent to reeducation camps for doing unspeakable things like question an authoritarian regime, suggest the people have a say in government, and worst of all, dare to think of themselves as an individual.

2 DC sports teams mentioned in the Jamboroo before the actual football team is mentioned. That’s where we’re at now. Should’ve thrown in a reference to Ovi at the Nats game and the Mystics taking the championship to make it 4 other major league team mentioned before the Skins. Seriously, they are like the red headed…

I disagree. I would play that game all the time and would get together with a friend of mine and either with my brother (at my house) or his sister (at his) would play multi-payer for hours.

I don’t consider the town a “tourist trap”, it’s literally next door to the Great Smokey Mountains NP, so it’s a nice place to stay if you’re venturing into the park. However, just about everything to do in that town is indeed a tourist trap, except Hillbilly golf, that’s pretty fun.

Longest? About 14 miles each way, and that was for college

The DB5 registration in GoldenEye was BMT 214A, only 1 digit off from the one they previewed (BMT 216A). I wonder what the significance is.