Except it should be titled Scootercane

Okay, I can see where they are coming from. I mean, gasoline and diesel burning cars are bad for....

Holy shit. I saw a video of that guy a couple days ago running around naked from the police before being arrested. Now I wish they had just shot him in the balls to stop him from running. No jury on Earth would convict the cop who did it knowing the suspect murdered a 14 month old baby.

I think you misread it. The question is what is the least impossible scenario.

Like others here, I have to agree it’s a bucket in the NBA. Yes, you would probably need to be passed the ball except in dire situations, but maybe you are playing in a preseason game or other exhibition where your teammates don’t care if you dribble off your foot or give the ball to the nearest defender. Either way,…

Can someone explain this to me? I see the picture of a banged up car behind a news reporter, but that doesn’t really mean that’s the car involved in a hit and run.

Should’ve stuck to shooting unarmed minorities, at least they would get to walk for that.

I don’t understand why people like bidets when they make perfectly good water jet attachments. It’s cheaper, takes up less room, you don’t have to clean the, um, catch basin shudder, and you don’t have to get up from your seated position to hover over something else.

Yeah, as if such a thing existed. Next thing your going to tell me such a QB was fired from his job for racist reasons in the progressive city of San Francisco.

Sounds like an overzealous store manager trying to prove themselves to a regional manager or something by strictly enforcing the time limit, no matter who the offending guests are.

It burns when I pee!

It’s live free, not drive free. But then again, what kind of crazy institution would pick “Drive free or die” as its motto?

He said this wouldn’t be the type of football that survives another generation, which makes the video even worse. Basically he’s making the point the type of football these kids are learning is not only dangerous, stupid, and archaic, but that’s not the future of the sport and if these kids grow up learning that it…

It is possible to advertise for a product without advertising for products that raise conflict of interest question. An in my opinion Schefer could have done a commercial for this Hard Seltzer without the NFL being mentioned once and that would be a lot less questionable;e than this

Rages in FernGully

As someone who has to draft blue prints, I have to use caps locks so my ring/pinkie finger doesn’t go numb from holding down shift while typing out:

That’s my vote. Also, Drew obviously isn’t on Reddit (or doesn’t comment with links).

Oh, I got a good answer.

Wait, since when did France start hating on Greece? I thought that was the Italians’ role.

In other news, the sky is blue.