Do we need any further proof that wrestling is borderline homoerotic than a guy refusing to roll around on the floor with a girl?

Tesla has to be the most crackhead run company since DMC.

Did the NTSB report also include the shade of brown the pilot’s pants were? Seriously, can you imagine being in the position where the point of no return has been called out and you pull back on the controls, only to discover you’re not producing lift and you aren’t going to take off, but the protocol say you need to?

But they are thinking of your safety, by moving the seats so close together so you just kinda bump the seat that’s already just a foot from your face. That’s the only reason why they put the seats that close together, right?

It’s not quite peak Mets, I believe Noah Syndergaard’s brush with foot and mouth disease takes that title. But, it’s pretty close.

They’re going to personally attack you based on your hospitalization. No doubt.

There was also the episode of Family Guy he guested that involved a rumor about his sexuality.

Keep in mind, you don’t need to prove a Xerox-grade copy, you just have to prove there is the potential for consumers to confuse the two. For example, if someone hears from a buddy that “Huge Ass Beers” from multiple bars are the best beers on Bourbon Street, is it reasonable to assume they could see a sign…

Think of it like this:

That’s what I’m thinking. As it was stated, this was a last minute course change, so the organizers likely wouldn’t have had enough time to make signs announcing how you run the loop. They probably made an announcement to the runners, but you know these 2 girls were posing for selfies until they saw everyone else…

Preach Drew!

Here’s why a stand mixer is a must of you enjoy baking:

I have a friend who lived with 3 other roommates. One time, I got a phone call from her saying the water in the sink wouldn’t go down. So, I went to her house with my snake (a plumbing snake, you pervs). I dismantled the p-trap, clog wasn’t there, so I began to snake the pipe in the wall. Once I hit resistance, I…

If you really care about stopping human trafficking: legalize prostitution and regulate it. If sex workers have to be registered, it would be as simple as “knocking on the door” of a prostitution business, and verifying all workers are registered. If they aren’t, or someone is running an illegal prostitution business,…

Florida Cop Suspended for Letting Two Alleged Shoplifters Make Out in Back of Police Car

If I was Salty, I think my response would have been:

You realize generalizing on the basis of gender and race is, by definition, sexism and racism, right?

Yeah, so redundant. It means the same thing.

I guess he decided the dark blue background of a Pepsi truck would be less noticeable than the red background of a Coke truck.