As long as “Kramer’s shower salad” isn’t on the menu, they should do fine.

No, but if you take a book in with you, they’ll flag in an online database.

The most notable victim: Shah’s own mother, who lost $36,000 but didn’t press charges.

Too brown for Trumpy.

If anyone is able to get onto Shark Tank next season and they don’t have a contraption that repels bats from an NBA court, then I don’t know what they are even doing there in the first place.

I think you need to rewrite the whole article to be less confusing. And if that’s not possible, you need to hop in a time machine and slap the Knicks management before they make these decisions so it’s not so confusing.

One only need to look at San Francisco to disprove that point. That city treats the homeless better than most cities, and yet they still have a huge population. Why? Because it’s California. It’s warm, so a lot of homeless travel there. I bet a few are even from Canada.

They didn’t even hoon it.

I don’t know what r/DesirePath’s stance on switcbacks would be, but that is one that infuriates me. No, you’re not finding a quicker way down the mountain, you’re creating a path for rain water to wash out the trail.

I saw a trailer for First Man and they were really playing up the drama. All I could think was, you do realize Apollo 13 is already a movie and in real life those guys basically flew the same type of spacecraft as Armstrong, Aldrin, and Collins, but with a giant hole in one of the oxygen tanks, right?

I opened my YouTube app this evening and it was like Christmas. This video was there AND a new 11'-8 video!

Let's kick the shit out of this thing!

It's still on local stations. I see it come on with "Visit Jim Price Chevrolet" at the end. Jim Price paid for that ad spot, not Chevy.

David Tracy: “A Jeep wouldn’t blend in with Beverly Hills traffic. And it’s fun to take on camping trip and other adventures where you load up to get into the great outdoors.”

I want to offer the kids a sincere apology:

My wife does. I give her a little bit more food on her plate for her to share.

I wonder how flexible restaurants with “no seating incomplete parties” policies would be if you told them the people who were running late texted their order already.

The best course of action is for everyone involved to be honest.

My 8 month old wants ALL food that I’m eating. If we strap him in his highchair at the table while I sit down to eat, he will just stare at me while I eat my meal, as if he’s thinking, “What the heck, dad? Where’s my dinner? I know I just breastfed for 30 minutes, but you could throw a green bean or spaghetti noodle…

Hey, Chevy paid, I mean, won those JD Power awards fair and square!