Why are you commenting here when you have a legacy to work towards? Off with you on your way to greatness.

We writing about our imaginary significant others? Neat, let me try.

Take my star, you filthy bastard!

Bravo!

Only Trump can see the headline involving “Russian Prostitutes perform golden shower show” and believe that the Russian is the truly damning part.

My significant other and all of our close friends work in various positions in the medical field and you would be surprised how many ultra religious folks populate the field. It’s rather disconcerting.

That’s my 30th birthday present to myself. Scheduled it a day before the start of March Madness too. 3 solid days of roundball on the tube and ice packs on the not-so-roundballs

I used to love sitting in the shower as a kid. I’d combine all of my mom’s expensive soaps, shampoos and conditioners like i was some kind of mad scientist and cackle wildly as they ran down the drain. I was an inadvertent jerk.

This isn’t Snacktaku, Fehey. Please refrain from tasting the knob.

If only it was wearable...so close

Getting a strong *get off my lawn* feeling from the emojis and hashtags. I think Monopoly will only be safe from this nonsense because the kids today don’t give a shit about Monopoly.

Joey Porter is a gigantic asshat and all, but PPD have got to be the nosiest bunch of busybodies in Law Enforcement today. No wonder 4 of ‘em showed up. Probably asked for his autograph later. Also, fuck Joey Porter for going to a bar in a jersey. You ain’t Bill Yinzer from Carrick, have some class and wear a freaking…

Jesus fuck, The south side is a mess after 7pm. Just an ungodly mix of hipsters, hipster bums, wannabe tough guys and drunk college kids who wandered over the bridge. The bars are overpriced and filled with the worst kind of people. Every minor altercation is settled with a knife fight and it somehow smells even more…

Vince McMahon is up there when it comes to deplorable anal warts

That is a massively Dallas thing to do. It’s like if every villian from bad 80's movies got together and made a football team. If a meteor crushed Jerry World this very second, the world would be all the better for it.

+420 blazeit

After the audible wince, I said to my wife that Dupree just killed that guy. Very impressed with Moore’s fortitude in only missing one play.

Non-Steelers fan here. I agree wholeheartedly

Because an entire show with...say Andy Richter bumbling through video games won’t get tedious almost immediately. Isn’t that what 39% of all Youtube channels do anyway?