No shit, they’re mobile ports.

I’m the type of person who would calculate exactly how much money I was wasting while waiting in a multiplayer lobby.

I know its popular to hate on Undertale, with the fandom and whatnot. But it’s a legitimately excellent game that I’ve seen run on things slightly more powerful than a potato

I hope tax shelters are radiation proof...

Chip Kelly shouldn’t have the power to choose pizza toppings, much less make personnel decisions. Put him in a dark room with a taco chute and have him come up with 50 potential new plays per month to be looked over by people with an actual handle how a NFL team should be run.

In all fairness to Baalke, every NFL GM didn’t draft Prescott either for several rounds.

The Browns blew so hard this year, I can’t even make my annual RG3-*Insert hilariously large loss number here* joke.

I had no idea nfl coaches get a pension. Do players get a pension.

I hear they are hiring at Tim Horton’s for the weekend shift, but don’t get Chip’s hopes up.

Sitting here with my Aegislash, waiting for Tapu Lele to show it’s adorable face. Oh wait, it gets access to shadow ball

But yeah, The Notebook is fucking garbage that only garbage people like.

Yup, I drive a 2016 Caravan for work. Those seats are the most uncomfortable peices of shit I’ve ever had the displeasure of plopping my ass into. And that’s not all, the electronic system is finicky as fuck and the acceleration is garbage when trying to merge on the highway. I loathe this vehicle.

I disagree with the Trumps on pretty much every issue, however, flying commercial is a shitty enough experience without being accosted. Unless the person is threatening to take over the plane, leave everyone alone to their misery.

Never too much atonement for 2016. I’m fashioning a cat’o’ninetails out of ethernet cables and discarded selfie sticks. We can’t suffer enough for this year.

The Bandwagoners will inherit the earth...

Which Pokémon Sun and Moon stater did you choose and why?

Yeah, I tried last night. Amazon is officially on my shit list

Yeah, I tried last night. Amazon is officially on my shit list

Thank you. This eases my rage.

Thank you. This eases my rage.

Man, Fuck Amazon. Bought this on there on Monday and paid full price hoping to get it before Christmas. Still ain’t getting it until the first

Man, Fuck Amazon. Bought this on there on Monday and paid full price hoping to get it before Christmas. Still ain’t…

At this point, I’d welcome 2014 with open arms and a succulent tongue kiss