They are getting a reaction out of you which means they are doing their job. You are getting owned and sound hysterical.

The guy is a douche who makes fun of disabled people. Ask him about it.

Sure, buddy.

Is this satire or are you really this much of an insufferable hipster? Are you the Tomato Troll?

You are still giving a preference to an atmosphere and it influences your perception of how good the food is.

Bullshit.

Bless you heart.

You also have gigantic man hands. That shit is gross.

You are a major bitch.

“ sometimes pricing really does come down to supply and demand.”

You sound fun. Want to hang out?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Society is rejecting you stupid fucks. It’s only going to get worse for you from now on.

Then they will replace him with a woman and it will kill the show.

Exactly. Just like George Zimmerman. Everyone attacked him because he is half Latino. Oh wait! He was declared white, so we could attack him. My bad.

You are on Jezebel where they think blacks are too incompetent to take care of themselves, so they have to do it for them.

There is no such theory of economics. You are dumb.

Please tell me you are finally killing yourself.

“Haha, college is recent for me.”

“Jesus, why does this conversation always devolve into policing people for not phrasing things in exactly the way people like you approve of?”

It was awesome and is still going. Don’t worry ladies. I will be spending a lot more time here now that Gawker is down.