Progressives worship authority.

You are fat and dumb.

Look’s like they won this round. The movie sucked and now even Jezebel has to admit it.

I have the exact opposite experience. You are hanging around assholes. Actually I think you might be a lying asshole.

Are you also a vegan? That would make you the douchiest person to ever live.

The police are government employees. Government employees are the retards of society.

Anyone who is not retarded can follow those rules.

Go fuck yourself.

You could die in a car wreck tomorrow.

That’s the reason you train, so it becomes habit.

Just shut up. You are a whiny little bitch with no balls. You exist for me to mock.

You are fun.

Thank you.

You are the Matt McGory of Jezebel.

You were raised by your nanny?

People from the midwest suck ass. Go back to your hick town and leave us progressives alone.

Fucking all liberals suck. Not just those two groups.

Don’t worry. White people are doing plenty to “help” blacks here. Just look at how the democrats kill their ambition by keeping them on welfare.

Typical feminist. That should be Jezebel’s logo.

Oh no you didn’t!