You could die in a car wreck tomorrow.

That’s the reason you train, so it becomes habit.

Just shut up. You are a whiny little bitch with no balls. You exist for me to mock.

You are fun.

Thank you.

You are the Matt McGory of Jezebel.

You were raised by your nanny?

People from the midwest suck ass. Go back to your hick town and leave us progressives alone.

Fucking all liberals suck. Not just those two groups.

Don’t worry. White people are doing plenty to “help” blacks here. Just look at how the democrats kill their ambition by keeping them on welfare.

Typical feminist. That should be Jezebel’s logo.

Oh no you didn’t!

It’s best to just not talk about the blacks. Pretentious white women get too easily offended when anyone does.

“I have divided my personality,” she says. “There is Vanessa Beecroft as a European white female, and then there is Vanessa Beecroft as Kanye, an African-American male.” Later she tells me, “I even did a DNA test thinking maybe I am black? I actually wasn’t. I was kind of disappointed, and I don’t want to believe it.…

Kara Brown is fucking stupid. I am not surprised.

Why won’t you die already?

I thought you were a teenager. You write like one. Are you retarded?

Men from different corporations get together yearly and set prices together. It is our goal to make women pay more than men even if it hurts our bottom line.

Exactly. Been posting here for a long time.

Thanks to people like you, no one can afford healthcare now.