eagerton
Eagerton
eagerton

They can pry my drone from my cold, dead, dad fingers.

So like... would unlimited quinoa and tofu for $12.99 scare you too?

I’m thinking it may be a bad idea to read strange inscriptions on lost swords. It could result in demon summonings, the end of the world, or more eddy Murphy movies.

Maybe. We have poor boundaries.

Letting porn run in the background for hours upon hours is now considered a patriotic duty....

If, and this question is of a purely scholarly nature, one were so inclined as to accidentally happen across these other sites with better design and functionality, where on the intertubes would they be found?

Almost unique. MAC addresses can be spoofed.

...pizza hut had the best damned breaded wings in my zip code.