Here is all you need to know to enjoy the game on the most basic level:

And Zimbabwe is one of the shittiest teams in RWC history, so that 1991 win doesn’t really count.

Dissolve the United States, replacing it with a set of city-states, villages, and thinly-peopled hinterlands

75% of nothing is still nothing.

Until it turns out that in the room next door (with very thin walls) lives a guy who has to Skype his wife at 6am in the morning and loudly tell her how beautiful and quiet everything is. (true story from Fudoin)

Wait. How is hard cheese “white”? It’s various shades of yellow and orange. What do you call things like ricotta, feta or queso blanco? Is it like a race thing? ;)

This is so much better than that Shelby abomination.

To be fair, he does have rather prominent lips.

You could almost call him a warrior... fighting for... social justice? :P

That is a good idea for a game... a sort of reverse team manager, where you have to spend money to progress instead of earning them...

Yeah, only smart people deserve to get paid.

Simple dishes of rice, beans, and chicken pieces that customers would douse in all the variety of sauce flavors.

The usual BBC way of dealing with such things is to have a bunch of guest hosts, a new one every week for a few seasons, before deciding on one that's slightly less funny and slightly more annoying than the original.

And remember: REMAIN INDOORS.

There's a practical reason for Japan's fondness of cats: its cities have always been, and still are, infested by mice and (to a lesser extent) rats.

Except it's neither :) Lb is, and has always been, exclusively used for mass or force.

Yeah, he then probably went to a Hindu cafe and asked for steak.

Wait till they discover idle clickers.

Isn't it all Teslas now? Or is that still just Norway?

Preposterous. Next you'll be telling me those pink hair ain't real, either.