Sure, everybody hates Trump. But if you think anybody in Morocco can arrange bigger bribes, then you don’t understand FIFA.

Imagine hosing what used to be the president’s brain off the upholstery.

I KNEW I was going to have to explain this to at least one person:

I could. If it were horizontal.

You could have shortened this up quite a bit.

I really enjoy Fomula-E, and one thing I’m glad they’ve toned down was the “green racing” talking points they couldn’t seem to shut-up about in the first season.

*inb4 OMG OMG LUK AT HOW UNSAFE ELEKTRIK CARS ARE!!!!

Total hero.

No. That light rail train is not an unstoppable freight train. If the Mustang was still stuck the train would have absolutely stopped in time.