Especially someone who can’t spell “Alfa”

All I got was a couple of exploded AA batteries next to the spare tire.

Enter jump distance: [150]

I don’t think that’s acurate.

Well, it’s the 7 series and the Nobody Cares I struggle with. Oh, you forgot the car I learned to drive stick on - E21.

Am I disqualified from posting if I don’t have all of the BMW chassis codes memorized?

I think the only problem there would be that the tire would look like a 1950’s tire - small wheel, huge sidewall, which people wouldn’t go for.

SR20 is always the answer, at least when Miata isn’t. Of course you’d need a FWD one out of a Bluebird.

If your developing country has bad roads, how does a vehicle shod with high performance summer only 30 series tires wrapped around 22” rims help you?

I used to love that when it was on Speedvision. When Speedvision was a thing . . .

I just heard on the radio this morning about a Chinese national getting arrested for trying to get tech secrets out of American engineers. If what they’re really stealing is Tech 4 secrets, I say let them have at it.

Europeans hate grills!

a GM V6-powered Mazda RX-7

Someone should introduce Europeans to the old American school bus turned into a half RV/half flatbed car hauler.

I rented a Grand Marquis once (not on purpose) and the tag on the key abbreviated the name “GranMa.” Seemed appropriate.

Ahhhhhh! It’s the POS car from my childhood! Looked just like that - fake wood and everything.

the first-generation E21 isn’t all that fondly remembered

OK, serious question. Do gated manuals feel the same as their non-gated cousins? It looks like you’d have to be more deliberate in moving the shifter one notch over compared to the more fluid push from second to third I’m used to.

I would like to see them give this treatment to the VW CC.

Bravo! One of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes ever.