I’ll nominate the Hyundai Ionic 6. From some angles its almost a 4 door Porschesque look but not in a good way yet, from other angles it reminds me of the old Cadillace Seville with that abbreviated trunk.  In either case its an awkward car that just reached too far.

Follow any randomly selected driver here in SWFL for a day and I guarantee you’ll see a lot more shit worth writing about.

That’s a brilliant scam. Charge people $20 to submit their nonsense to you. I actually wish I’d thought of that. 

G-Wagon.

Bad take.

Any Telsa. The stink of Musk / Trump is inseparable from the brand.

Cybertruck.

You mean, besides the CyberTruck?

Any Tesla is the wrong answer, because Elon and his followers have no concept of shame.

An all blacked out RAM 1500.  Despite knowing what everyone thinks of you, you still went to a dealership and spent money on one.

The “on sale today” caveat makes this harder, because there are a lot of mods that make cars embarrassing (I’m talking about you, Carolina squat). But for cars currently for sale that are embarrassing, I’m going with the Rolls Royce Cullinan SUV. Ugly, fat, and ungainly, as well as ridiculously expensive for what it…

We all know it’s the Cyber Truck, but I’m going to say the Jeep Gladiator. It isn’t good at anything but projecting an image that says “I am a cargo shorts and wrap-around Oakley enthusiast who lies about attending Ranger school.”

I don’t even know the name/model but what’s that gargantuan BMW suv that looks like it’s got a botched and infected Botox lip job?

I thought the answer was fairly easy.

It’s not surprising to me he more or less got up to speed, I have long said IMO rally drivers are the GOAT racing drivers. Not a knock against F1 drivers, but driving the speeds that rally driver do on small loose surface roads is nothing short of astonishing.

The same could be said about the Honda Element, and BONUS it wasn’t a Ford.

You can give it any label you want, but at its core, the Flex was a *station wagon*. A Country Squire for the new millennium, if you will.

Enthusiasts know that station wagons are good. The general population thinks otherwise, and thus, the failure of the Flex.

So the last astronauts got stuck up there, the place is leaking, and a new anti-science administration is about to take charge and cut all funding? I would not want to be on that death trap. 

Something “your mom’s Russian transfer tunnel” something something.

You don’t have to worry about that; once the NHTSA is gutted, you’ll never hear about any unsafe cars again.