Grandpa Munster, and that would be an insult to Grandpa Munster. 

Same outcome, but thanks for the Snopes.

The loader shown with the wheels in the air is the second loader, the one going after the thief. No cars are surrounding the thief before that. Maybe you are seeing a different video than the rest of us. I see all tires on the ground. Hit play to get to the timestamp.

Neeson gets tired of it when Neeson is no longer getting paid.

He may have 10 hours of fuel on board. 

Construction equipment is designed to keep operators safe during situations far worse than this. Rolling down hills or having concrete structures collapse on them, for example. 

The equipment names in the China video are wrong, but the battle is similar.

OK - as long as they are also 2 miles away. 

Headphones and a blindfold would keep him from hearing or seeing all those people who are so mean to him, but a police escort alone will not. As usual, I expect he hasn’t thought this through.

Deadspin got rid of writers. Anything is possible in Fellers Field.

Span Feller. That is, one who fells spans. It fits with the actions to take out a bridge between news and participants.

Comments are gone from Kotaku.

Welcome to Maritime Law, where rules centuries old were written to protect shippers from economic harm. 

That was patched with a large pile of dirt, 100 times easier than this is going to be. 

If they were on the radio with the crew, there would have been time and it would have been close, but I think the bridge operators didn’t have radio contact (or cell phones, if anyone could hear above the paving work.)

This was around the top speed of most tugs, so they would barely be keeping up, much less being able to push. 

Spirit has a full time team of workers at Renton. Spirit has their own quality system and their own inspectors at Renton.

Yeah, it cools at around 5000 feet, so no doubt the main factor is to get the food into the mile high club first.

He can co-star with Sorbo.

You are likely to remain in a continuous downwind plume of infectious material of anyone infected, even if they aren’t to the point of exhibiting notable symptoms; this was seen as the cause of numerous core events at restaurants and among choir members.