I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Hell of a handle there.

You’re actually an idiot.

Yeah sorry but that’s not an ejection. Incidental contact on someone who fell into him.

a well-deserved major for hitting a minor.

If Crosby hits Niskanen like that, do we think Crosby gets a 5-minute major? Hmmm

Pierre LeBrun too.

More like suffering through. Watching ball hogs play stat ball and be the opposite of clutch in the 4th quarter has been excruciating.

“25.8 seconds left, the Caps have a one goal lead, and I am absolutely terrified.”

- Every Caps fan

It just occurred to me. The Leafs have 1 more playoff win in this series than the Lions have in the past 50+ years.

Traveling

I find this to be a very reasonable argument.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Pens.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

So you still had the ghetto on your mind when you went to type the word pour.

If only it had been a 31 point lead...

two weird lookin dogs in one day

I read pissed as a verb in that headline.

Pictured: Coach Papa

Let’s remember some chokers: