The real crime is both the video and video of the video were made in portrait mode.

Don’t you mean stick them in the balls, Crosby?

No

I get the panic but this is Caps playoff hockey, it’s going to go 6 or 7 games, and it’s going to suck the whole way because there will never be any breathing room. I mean 5 of the 6 games last year against Toronto in the 1st Round went to OT. Even if they go up 2-0 in the series it will go the distance, remember 2013…

Fo real tho, who gets into the HoF first...Flacco or Russ?

Please keep the knee unification storylines within the confines of the NFL. I’m down for throwing herrings for hattricks though.

Maybe he squeezed it somehow, but he also could have cradled it around like a lacrosse stick. Hand has to be sore or bruised today.

Spending almost $200,000 on those 7 at-bats yesterday with nothing in return is at least a nightmare for the owner.

Nah

If only this man possessed to concentration level of the puffy jacket millenial trying to snapchat the events unfolding, he might have caught the damn ball.

The fact that this bunt led to the Orioles loading the bases for Schoop and Jones batting 3rd and cleanup with only 1 out proves this is exactly what he should have done.

I watched several of the Nats @ Reds games over the weekend, which was like watching the Nats take pre-game BP. The sound of a home run ball being hit in an empty ball park is glorious, Rendon’s homer in the 1st yesterday would be the best audio example.

“Tarheels, we have the cheats”

And Malkin ran out of NyQuil years ago, seems he should be the one getting that vapor treatment

This looks scripted as hell

This. The last week in December they lost to the Nets & Hawks but also won at Boston and beat Houston while holding Hardin to his season low of 20 pts. They’re playing .500 ball right now but still a game out of 3rd in the East, everyone needs to chill.

I’ve found that even though I was born in the 80s and not a huge fan of any of the artists, the Doobie Brothers Pandora station never really plays a song immediately worth skipping...it’s more the reaction of “oh yeah forgot about that one, good shit.”

Before I shower in the morning I crack two eggs in a pan and turn the burner to medium heat. This forces me to not linger in the shower but also have breakfast ready so I can eat and leave on time. Just eating breakfast on workdays is a change most need anyway.

He really got his looks from his father, who was also pretty famous: