I’m a huge Orioles fan and consider Machado relevant to any of these types of conversations (ironically hitting 3 HRs in a game against the Angels the other day including a walk off grand slam, and jacking another walk off HR last night), but I would still put Trout down as the best player in the game without question…

Just gonna say it now, Wizards will be the #2 seed in the East and meet the Cavs in Conference Finals.

Yes, I usually make a point to say thanks to the host even if I am not quite about to leave, then I don’t feel bad if I decide to jet sooner than later at my leisure.

3 lbs of pork loin seasoned with cumin, salt, pepper...then browned for 2 min, then in crock pot with lemon and pineapple juice on low for 2 hours. You’re welcome.

Ok this is a step, but it still doesn’t negate a coach from not playing a star whenever they want for no reason but to not risk an injury late in the season playing a butt team.

Side note, this is also pretty nuts...

I’ve never seen the point of risking this shot when you could hit a higher percentage one to your side instead of stutter stepping and trying to set up a lower angle between your legs. Then again I’m not a tennis player, and yes I am a huge hit at parties.

As a Redskins fan I love hearing Giants fan knock a QB for getting paid who threw for almost 5,000 yards last season, 900 more yards and less interceptions than Eli Manning who loses to the Redskins by throwing an interception.

“Bro have you ever even taken a fruit fly to the head? It’s a force of nature.”

Zeke will just have to Endor this for a while, and take a sticks & stones approach

Only minor issue with that is you don’t have matchups between every team during the regular season, so it’s not quite a complete sample of play. But I like the idea!

Serves him right for wearing his hat with true bro form at an event like Wimbledon.

You need to hit the streets and interview people with a “baseball name or star wars character” quiz.

Sharknado 6: Whalestrom

They should hold on to Nate Schmidt, very talented player that was doing some great things with Washington this past season. Also has some crazy Furby eyes for whatever that’s worth.

AKA the quintessential DC sports ending, indicative of the quintessential DC sports postseason

In a weak AL Central, a few more wins could put Cleveland in a position to coast all the way to October.

It’s only June

Blue balls for Father’s Day doesn’t make sense anyway.