instead buy a diesel, cause nothing says you love the environment by coating it in a thin film of soot

CP, SHO me that pipe

Quentin what are you doing? What? I've seen the adverts, I'll be able to go rollerblading with a poodle, drive a Range Rover through a river in the Amazon, or blow up a ford fusion.

That was a real snooze-fest, my mom pulls better drifts in my Lotus.

all these women can barely fit in my twin turbo Esprit

if they make an anime series starring the Mazda 3 the car needs to look like this

To HELL with georgia!

unfortunately, I'm not involved in any of those, I wanted to get involved my freshman year, but didn't know who to contact. Then I kinda did really badly in school, to a point where I really had to focus on school more. By the time I finally had it figured out and everything I was already a 3rd year with no motivation…

My dad is an Industrial Engineer from Georgia Tech, who graduated in the 80's, has one of those calculators. He still uses it to this day, never figured out how to use it, too hard to use when I was a kid and gave up. Even thought I'm currently a Chemical Engineering student at Georgia Tech, I still haven'y figured…

the accident has been blamed on driver thrift as he did not select the $12000 blinker option.

Captain's Wife - I think we're lost.

#GTFAC

I'm sure our resident Italian agrees with your wise and insightful choice

The only question is has Top Gear finally found a race track Captain Slow can't get lost on?

it got kinda boring after spending the whole week in my apartment without much food, but I wouldn't mind sledding down freshman hill again

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I don't know if my liver fully recovered from the one last year

I was being sarcastic, I was hoping that saying my first AOTD was written in hieroglyphics would indicate I was joking

I've been here so long my first AOTD was written in hieroglyphics, you don't know shit about building community

damn Europeans and their small fuel efficient cars, I won't buy anything unless it gets under 10 mpg