I love how Archer is always making subtle top gun, danger zone references

redline is some good stuff

$11,000 for Lambo rotors! And I thought my drilled and slotted rotors costing $300 was a lot.

I got it to work for five minutes

I got it to work for five minutes

Come on, not the FR-S. At least do it on the BMW wagon in front.

This must be the dealership where they found the truck

Be prepared to fix the perpetual BMW power steering leak.

I have a blue BMW. I can be quite aggressive if provoked or if I come across some asshat that isn't me. So I'd concur with these findings.

I have a "rest" button. It's supposed to blow the heat from the engine into the cabin after you turn off your car and go somewhere so it will be warm when you come back. I never used it because it says it uses your battery immensely and should be driven enough to charge the battery after use.

I once called the police in Ann Arbor on the neighbors for a domestic dispute. It sounded like he was murdering her, seriously. Unfortunately, the buildings have locked doors to the apartments so I could not go over there, and my attempts to get them to stop from outside failed.

And if it's a true bmw cup holder, it will break and fall apart not long after that

Best E30 ever

Pick me up in San Diego.

I recently drove 2300 miles across the country in 34 hours. I only stopped to pee when I needed gas which was almost every 600 miles or almost every 9 hours. I just limited the water I drank from over a gallon a day to just enough to survive.

I want to see a picture of the person brave enough to go under that and get parts.

"Check out the butt on that"

Hank Scorpio, indeed.

The only thing that could make this worse is if the thief is the one who gets to drive the odometer past the million mile mark.