I got a ticket for the same amount for running a red light in San Diego. Ridiculous. I would rather pay that much for going 100mph.

He made his bread. Now he'll have to lie in it.

I hope they pay them well to do this crappy job.

Some cars have one way bleeder valves. I wish I had some. It would make the job a breeze.

BMW power steering. I have a new leak each year. It's not as difficult as replacing a timing belt on other cars, but it's quite frustrating.

The government has just placed you on their "might be a terrorist" list.

Thieves with good taste like this should get longer sentences when they get caught.

So, are they going after people with just a phone in their "crotchal region" or are they going after those who are actively texting while driving? I have a phone by my crotch, but if I do text, it's only while completely stopped.

It looks like a bro

Definitely nice price

Gas caps on both sides of the car?! That's genius. I wish I had that.

Kids these days are ridiculous. What's the next big craze? Murder cam?

Paint some flames on your car. It is a guaranteed minimum gain of 100 hp.

Synthetic oil change

All the trains out here in San Diego only use disc brakes.

'"I hope I can find some pants."'

Forever! I'll save my money now and get the engine rebuilt in the future.

I wanted to hoon an 08 tundra, but I was far too scared of wrecking it and dealing with the boss and the consequences.

two wongs don't make a right

I used to have a 98 escort se. It was a great gen y car for as underpowered as it was. I got it to 252k miles before a broken connecting rod forced me to get a new car.