Now you know why they named it the Soarento.

Because the asshole in Kia took the tube with him.

Unless they’re amputees, then yes, each person in Atlanta has two snow brushes.

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

The PNW has lots of different biomes other than rain forest. Medford is very hot and dry in the summer and snowy and cold in the winter. It’s textbook high desert there which explains the lack of moss.

Yep, I was afraid of this. He got hit by Cupid’s Alero.

Great. This means we’ll get 10 more pro-union, factually inaccurate propaganda pieces from Hamilton Nolan

Maserati loves company.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

It sounds like the union is fighting the wrong enemy. Their fight is with who ever sets the shoptime for the job. (Usually the manufacturer.)

This is actually the simplest thing in the world to solve, so I’ll avail you of my spousal experience. You look at it and say, ‘Mmm, that looks good.’ You take it to the potluck and then every chance you get when she’s not around, you load up your plate with it so when she gets back the dish, a little less than half…

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.

i learned that flammable and inflammable are the same thing.

Fun Fact: Chrysler Capital only lends fiat currency

Until the failsafe fails and strands the driver even though he is unplugged. The system gets bypassed and never used again.

Look at this guy! With his 10yr/12omi life expectancies! Ha! Mazda’s rust away in 3-5 years.

This tech has been around for ages! My buddy’s Chevette back in the 80s totally had compression ignition. You could take the key out and walk away and it was still sitting there cachunka cachunka cachunka...

This wing is a crime against humanity.