well if it's a Subaru you'd probably want to start by peeling off the Coexist and Obama Hope bumper stickers

Nothing is plusher than Ricardo Montablan and his rich Corinthian Leather... nothing

Microsoft got hosed by OEMs and hardware manufacturers during the Vista era in a way that Google has only seen in its worst nightmares. Vista was, in fact, unforgivably slow on a machine with 512 megs of RAM and the terrible-even-for-the-era onboard video cards that volume-selling laptops at the time came equipped…

30kph on compressed air via lego

Especially when excess wax causes your ear to itch.

One other thing to know about earwax — there are two types! All the pictures in the article are for "wet" earwax, the most common type in people of African or European ancestry (also genetically dominant). However, there is also "dry" earwax, more common in people of Asian or Native American ancestry (and genetically…

I think some kind of Colorado PreRunner is a little more likely than a new Canyon Syclone... but a GMC sport truck would be cool too.

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to ESPN

I don't disagree with the sentiment that buying a used car is, in many ways, more financially responsible than buying a new car.

True friends steal your wife and write songs about it.

One point I'd like to make is to not always overlook non-Ms. Some non-M BMWs are really brilliant cars, especially as daily drivers. For one, performance aside, I enjoy my non-M E39 more than my E46 M3.

Is car insurance the largest automotive scam in the world?

Once in a while I will see a photo of that hatchback variation E46, and my teeth start to hurt.

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Heinrich sat quietly in his Teutonic garage. He was feeling spry today. Fresh Mobil 1 coursed through his veins, and he had a full tank of premium fuel. He flexed his brake pistons, turned his wheels, felt the tiny bit of play creeping into his balljoints. "Eh," he thought. "Old age. Won't be the first thing to go, or…

Coincidentally, Hybrid Weenie Magazine is also holding a competition. Their events will include:

Quattro got up early that morning. Something felt different, but it all started the way it always did. As the sky started getting pale in the East, he cleared the morning dew off of his headlights with a sweep of his wipers. His V8 fired, coughed, and roared to life. As the sun broke over the cornfields, he took a…