If you have a perfect credit score you’re doing it wrong.

Get 2 BMW E38s.

Probably Clark, just south of Fullerton

The link at The Barn no longer works. Any way to obtain the recording of this show now?

Close enough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANE8j5ay_UU

I really hope that this was the advice that somedouche was looking for

I’m going to break his BMW rule and his probably “can’t be older than 15 years old rule” and recommend this (or any other example of the same year and model); plus he saves like $190k: https://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=29412&referrer=%2Fcars-for-sale%2Fsearchresults.xhtml%3Fzip%3D29412%2…

I’ve only owned my mid-life crisis car 3 years but it’s a candidate:

I’ve been able to unpack most of the symbolism in this commercial. It’s a warning against the haphazard mega-mergers currently dotting the American economic landscape. If left unchecked companies like The Gap, Kodak, Honda, Toyota, Cadillac, and their ilk will be able to pack all their subliminal advertising into…

Wait, your 2000 Toyota Corolla came with Bluetooth standard and my mid-life crisis car 2001 BMW E38 740iL did not?

Waved at a cop. That’s it, just waved. In high school, in a car with my buddy shotgun, two girls in the back. Waved at a cop before we entered on on-ramp onto the highway. He jumped onto the highway with us and pulled us over, “Why’d you wave at me?”. “Just being friendly” we responded. Let go with a warning...