PRAISE HELIX! OUR TIME HAS COME!

Nope, we’re selling TAY to Nabisco.

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

I was hoping for the vita cause I hit 100+ hours on FFXHD alone

Hrrrm, not sure if this counts exactly...since it’s half in character and half out of character, but I’ll tell it. I usually ran DnD campaigns with my group of friends during high school. Two of the players, a guy and a girl, were in a real life relationship, so they played characters in the game who were a couple in…

It’s more geography than politics. Any state that isn't surrounded on at least 75% of its borders by other states gets weird and stupid. See: California, Texas, Florida, Vermont, Florida, Maine, Florida, Alaska, Michigan, Florida.

I hadn’t realized this, but apparently No Man’s Sky fans are... uh... a passionate bunch. For the past two days their subreddit has been going absolutely insane, speculating constantly and spewing all sorts of bile toward me/Kotaku for various reasons as they continued digging up reasons to say I was wrong about the…

Congratulations, Mr. Dusty Ventures, on COTD! My award to you is a rally car which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finishes her good layout.

Congratulations, Mr. Ben, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a Nissan Micra which this lovely lady will deliver if the balloons don’t lift her away.

Ducktales Remastered, Hexic 2, Magic 2012, Domino Master, and Unbound Saga are now backwards compatible on Xbox One. Two other backwards compatible games, XCOM: Enemy Unknown and Super Meat Boy, are part of next month’s Games With Gold.

The Halo fanbase will probably rip me a new one for saying this, but Halo Reach has by far my favorite single player campaign out of the Halo games.