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Good lord, that escalated to a very dark place.

Maybe Pompeo and Gorka can melt it down into a delicious fondue, pair it with an oakey Chardonnay, and feed each other pieces of bread dipped in it as a delicious appetizer before they start anal fisting each other for the evening.

Well now we know who put this ad up in the NYC subway today

I was called “Hoss” once by a random store clerk, and it felt kinda awesome. 

Only when you threw the bucket away did you notice the hole in the bottom!

Indeed, the connection between the President, the attorney general, and the president’s personal lawyer is just too confusing to figure out. I can’t wait until Trump’s idiot children get implicated, and they’re all like “Whoa, wait a minute, now there are TWO guys named Donald Trump involved?  How do you expect the

Along with the idea that a woman whose body was ruptured and hemorrhaging due to an ectopic pregnancy could be more effectively treated by a doctor who pumped her with her own filtered blood,

The only relevant question is “did Trump speak to Mueller under oath?”  Because if the answer is “yes,” then yes, he lied to him under oath.

Seriously? Fire him on the spot, arrest him for aggravated assault, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED, and add some modifier that gives it a greater sentence because he did it while in uniform.

He’s a confused old man who has brain damage from the untreated syphilis and watching too much Fox News. He’s probably convinced that all the US institutions he could leverage to investigate Clinton’s emails, Biden’s son’s job, this Cloudstrike server nonsense or whatever else Fox & Friends told him to be suspicious

Do you win or lose the bet if he doesn’t know the difference?

Bet you 5 bucks he thought he was talking to Austria!

Waiting is the point of pizza.

No one 'made you' defend her. 

My money is on the Apple Dumpling Gang

per this weekend’s SNL conversion rate, $27,000 of apples is $121,500 of apple picking.

Stand your ground beef.

They only know *part* of that amendment.

Tossing aside the obvious that Black people are 12% of the population and can’t possibly overthrow white people, I simply don’t understand the psyche of white people.