You are in the Ronan Township in the Realm of Santory. You have traveled many many miles and have but one chance to replenish you rations before you embark on your quest to unite the Baldur Ranger, Amparts Druid and the Qual Wizard to vanquish the Tiamat. Wondering the streets you find the marketplace and decide to…

Abraham Fucking Lincoln...so he could kick his fat ass after he gave his take.

The broom lobby will never let this happen.

It’s really not that bad...the worst part is just trying to get all the jizz out of your ass.

She would have got an hour in his chambers and a free Non-Disclosure Agreement.

It’s hard to see the tv through a vape cloud.

sorry I had to...

This is what hell smells like...and also all of the La Quinta Inns.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he heard about it on fox news and decided to have a picnic on the white house lawn with a bucket of fried baby parts and just sit there and eat the whole god damn bucket by himself like a greedy bastard in front of all the reporters.

Wouldn’t this whole thing be great if this was all a ploy by the democratic convention to get drumph to try and do some stupid shit and he took the bait...looks like Bidden is slipping after some giant donors have maxed out. I am probably giving them too much credit.

oooh that is good.

I object! I move for an acquittal of this admissible moot motion. This oral argument is DISBARRED!

Not sure who is going to come out of top but if Sanders and Warren teamed up they would fucking crush some shit.

• Pigs are rarely used to hunt truffles anymore, since their hooves can destroy the root systems of the trees they’re dependent on for survival. Italy banned the use of truffle pigs entirely in 1985. Now, specially trained dogs are used instead.

Jesus J Christ...$100,000 for a plugin that goes 20 miles...wtf.

Something tells me she is a trump supporter.

Doo-doo makes the Voodoo.

Team work makes the dream work.

You need to change you profile pic...

I suggest reading Danse Macabre by Stephen King. It gives a looking into how and why he writes. One of the key themes in this book is that anticipation is better and scarier than the reveal of the monster. Mushing the idea of suspense with the poem, I like the poem because to me it is the possibility of what is to…