This is a safe place, point on the doll where it felt weird.

Can we just let him run for President so all of his supporters can climax already...It’s like they are fucking for the first time after their vasectomy and just can’t get the damn thing done.

That’s completely not true!!!! Stop with the fake news...he got syphilis from watching Fox News.

This dork has never been in a real fight in his entire life... fuck him.

I believe this is exactly what Abraham Lincoln said to William H. Seward.

• Pigs are rarely used to hunt truffles anymore, since their hooves can destroy the root systems of the trees they’re dependent on for survival. Italy banned the use of truffle pigs entirely in 1985. Now, a specially trained Nicolas Cage is used instead.
  

The vail of civility is very thin. Slapping and scratching is not okay.

and a *part* of the bible... We should call them Apartheids.

Does this mean we get to crucify this mother fucker or what?

I think the idea of reality is also very up in the air for him.

Jesus prayed for all the dipshits to go away and as a punishment his Dad sent him to earth...turns out he would rather die than be with us.

At least he didn’t say can I be your Malcom in the Middo ‘o Lizzo.

They have been training for this day for a day a year for 20 years.

How ironic is it when a Christian supports the fucking devil incarnate...all of them are plebeian twats. Two-faced D-bags make me sick.

Color me shocked that the military doesn’t know what their money is going or really care...and all in the name of “We will never forget”...now give us your money so we can go protect the world.

Everybody’s Everything hits theaters in November.

They are going to have a huge lawsuit waiting for them someone realizes this is all surveillance footage from Chuck E. Cheese’s.

Say what you will about Elon but he is spending his money on exactly what I would if I had that much money to spend it on...except I would also buy a new pillow.

This guys is nuts.

He was very quick witted extremely good at calling their bullshit which kind of helps them...resigning was probs the only thing he could have done to save any face...like .01%. It would be very difficult to win an argument when someone just calls you a rapist in response to anything.