It was either Neil Degrasse Tyson or Abraham Lincoln.

I thought cats were scared of cucumbers?

And just like the government lupus disproportionally affects women and women of color...

Thank God old white dudes don’t know how to use a computer. The overlap of tech and aging out D-bags have revealed some crazy shit everyone knew was going on but no one could prove because the room where it happened was tight lipped.

Even the Nobel Prize for butter is a golden brown. I bet it is also ever so slightly warm and salty with a creamy mouth feel.

Make sure you get some ice on your cheeks or your face will hurt from the perpetual smile.

When are people going to learn...how does the saying go...if you try to protect a piece of shit you have to swim in the shit, you have to eat the shit, you have to live in the shit and then you go to shit jail.

<insert why not both girl gif here>

What about used sex toys?

Your picture is upside down.

The racing of the meatballs.

I hope you all vote for Biden when he wins the ticket.

I’m assuming he eats up every word trump speaks. What happens in a world where nobody tells the truth?

Perhaps the Kingdom of Caring?

He Gaetz his ass handed to him.

trump is the one with the shovel trying to out do everyone... if he get’s much lower he will grow horns and become the president of hell. Shit he already has the complexion.

Does anyone else read the TRD logo as TURD?

Damnnnnn, it comes with 4 garbage disposals!!!! I’m toats in!

This is akin to giving him credit for not shitting on the couch...which I can’t not confirm nor deny he has done.

This explains why Melania was so drawn to him.