Juiced players, juiced balls, juiced hotdogs...what isn’t juiced in baseball?

...then they would get kick out of the meet for having too little of their camera showing out of their ass. Well played.

Her stupidity would have been just as harmful, she just never got in.

My favorite memory of them is before I knew the name Palin.

Playground politics...”If you don’t carry a gun then you’re gay!!!” No one care NRA, everyone is a little bit gay.

So he doesn’t have to do the inspection.

Just replaced a pair of air shocks in our X5 for less than $100 and about an hour of time...I’m guessing this would have qualified as the dealer telling us the car was totaled resulting in them trying to sell us a new car or trying to charging $17,000.

For some odd reason I read the title as “Wow Barron Got Tail”...and just assumed his daddy bought him a hooker.

Oh shit did I say that out loud?

Only fetish sites wants to hear about the havoc you are about to inflict on your toilet.

Nobody better lay a finger on my butt finger.

You don’t know Jack.

It’s a good thing I don’t listen to critics or I would never see a good movie or enjoy mediocre movies as well.

Pence better bring a couple extra pair of pants.

This is like saying Pence isn’t racist because he has a servant that is black.

If I had a Chiron it would take me 10 hours to get home...

Haven’t see a room that empty since Melania’s vagina.

The Futura looks blurry.

So the math term “less than” is a lie? Since numbers can be counted it should be fewer than? I call BS.

You never get to see his face but here is the chef is incase you were wondering...