You are a “glass is half full” kind of person.

What they need to do is to kill the cardboard that hold the taco so it doesn’t come out soggy ass shit.

I really hope this isn’t what you scream during sex!

You mean I won’t have to make the Robocop noises when lacing up my shoes any more...what fun is that?!?

It’s a story. Every movie is and people love stories.

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Don’t show this to Penn he might pick a fight with his computer and break his winning streak.

The proportions are spot on.

One eats fast food to dull the pain and beseech death hither.

Worst ways to go in the near future...

Much more simple implementation than I originally thought looking at the gif but very creative and cool.

How many eggs per mile does it get?

This is defamation agains bear assholes!

If you need an accurate analysis I have a machine that will not only tell you the quality of chocolate but also how strong the pot is...it’s called the GivIt2Me 3000.

Thanks for the confirmation of your giant porn collection.

Is there a ratio of shrinkage when fossils are formed in certain conditions?

I went to the 2015 Game 1...it was cray. Best game I’ve ever seen.

Jay Z throw your hat in the ring...I heard Kaepernick has a great arm and is a free agent.

You just jelly because his amassing tops your manga porn collection.

-BMW